i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock
what is "good pussy" serious question here
pussy that make u think about being a father
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this